Welcome to my world
Follow my adventures as I snooze, trough and bite my way to happiness!
My favourite hooman
She isn’t around much but when she is she will play with me (when I remind her by biting her gently). She is also great to sleep on!
Snugglesome!
She's very warm and makes gentle sounds when she's sleeping which helps me snooze.
Playful!
I love it when we play the fishy and cardboard box game. Sometimes you need to bite her to remind her how much fun it is!
Very clean!
Like me she is very clean and I supervise her routine. I bite her hair when she washes it to make sure it's been done properly!
Moany!
Her only fault is that she shouts at me sometimes when I'm sharpening my murder mittens. Luckily, it doesn't bother me too much!
Frequently asked questions
Here are facts about me and my life that most of my fans want to know about
Are you a good hunter?
Yes I am the best! But the hoomans don’t let me out because I am so good at it. It’s almost like they don’t like presents!!! I’ll only be a true hunting legend though when I capture the bed monster. I’ve felt it but never seen it – what a day it will be when I finally catch it!
What is your favourite food?
I like Dreamies but otherwise I only see food as fuel for my escapades. Although I am pretty fond of the choccie starfish, which doesn’t even contain any calories!
Do you have a favourite toy?
What a great question! I’m an old-fashioned boy and I like things I can get my teeth into, so I’d say it’s close between my fishy on a string, the fishy that wriggles when you bite it and a cable tie.
Do you have any friends?
Not really. I have a couple of employees, one who covers the day shift and meets my basic needs, and the other who is only part time but does entertain me. I have some frenemies, notably Bluebelle, who I love to chase and bite.
How do I stay up-to-date with your adventures?
Keep coming back to my site, it’s updated regularly!
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